Tour Description

In 2022, we took a little trip.

Asked old Mr. Varner, but he wouldn’t tell us dip.

We took a little straw hat, and we took a little beans,

And we saw the biggest bull in a town we’d never seen.

Well, we rode on our bus, and the miles kept on comin’.

Wasn’t near as many as there was a mile ago.

Rode some more, the Deere just kept a-runnin'

Up the pretty pavement to the mysteries of ole.

(This trip includes seven meals—but we won't tell you where you'll eat them!)